Исполнитель: Bloodhound Gang Песня: I Wish i Was Queer Soi Could Get Chicks

Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks


CHORDS:


Bb5 (x13xxx)    E5  (x79xxx)
A5  (x02xxx)    Eb5 (x68xxx)
B5  (x24xxx)    C#5 (x46xxx)


INTRO:


[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter



VERSE 1:


Bb5 A5               B5                       C#5             E5 B5
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class


A5                          B5                          C#5
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass


B5  A5                     B5                        E5
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too


Eb5  C#5            A5
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?


B5 [stop]
I just wish I was queer so I could get



CHORUS:


E5
Chicks dig guys that are


B5
Queer guys that don't dig


E5                              B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me


A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly



VERSE 2:


A5            B5                        C#5                E5 B5
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be


A5                            B5                              C#5
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony


B5  A5                         B5                   E5
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity


Eb5  C#5                    A5
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry


B5                   C#5
Scoring with a super model would be easy